Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Blog? Isn't that some swamp thing?

So what am I suppose to type here? I read blogs, some I like, some I don't. I love my family and friends, but I just don't care that little Johnny got his first tooth. I'm not a mean person normally, I just have my own stuff going on and if I am reading it is to be entertained or I am looking for information that I deem useful. So I don't want to  write about every detail of my life.
Here are the important facts about me you should know:


1. I am a woman.
2. I have two dogs.
3. I am a terrible mother.
4. I am a terrible wife.
5. I like to start sentences with I.
6. I play a sport called Roller Derby.
7. Blue is my favorite car color.
8. I am an Interior Designer (really I went to school for it and everything).
9. My parents live with me.
10. If I could find the right woman I would probably let my husband have her as a girlfriend.